Staffman... on the rocks.

Is it my baggy jeans or my gold teeth that make me different from y'all? I ain't trippin' dog, but listen dog, I was raised a little different than y'all...

Ok, so I'm not exactly a thug. Rather, I'm about to graduate from Vanderbilt law school and enter what is frequently described as "the real world" by people who have never seen MTV's version. I like to think that, when I do arrive in this "real world," I'll end up like Puck. And though I be an honest Puck, I mean MTV's Puck, not Shakespeare's.