Update

Although I still am happier than I was regarding my computer, I do have one problem. Whereas before I was getting 30 pop-ups (mostly for casinos), now I only get 1 or 2... but they're all for porn. Animated porn, adult "friend" finding services, etc.

I'm not sure which is worse, being unable to use my computer, or showing off "completely uncensored adult cartoons" randomly...